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buyberlin Waterview

2011-12-08T19:36:00.001Z

Victorian riverside property built in 1900, completely modernised in 1996 and 2000, with exclusive access to the water.

buyberlin.co.uk/property_details.php?PropertyID=194

Prenzlauer Berg

2011-11-30T15:28:00.001Z

In the 19th century, Prenzlauer Berg was a traditional working-class district with five-storey tenement blocks dominating the skyline. The area went into decline under the GDR regime and became a focus for opposition movements...

toffs

2011-11-26T23:51:00.001Z

by gypsum fantastic

bebe black new website

2011-11-24T21:44:00.001Z

from whatstheruckus.com [whatstheruckus.com] "in her song `I'll Wait' (Bebe) sings a heartfelt, angry love story portrayed through sweeping piano and striking vocals. It's simplistic in form, no shiny gimmicks as such but with honest lyrics like `I wish that I could leave you/But I'll never be that brave/So I'll wait'. I feel completely gripped by the story because it is particularly easy to relate to, a tale of resolute heartache and anger and this is one reason I believe it has the potential to be a huge hit, add an amazing remix to a single release and I reckon Bebe is sitting on a winner."

German Property Market Stays Hot

2011-11-09T22:09:00.001Z

AG’s €400 million ($551.1 million) purchase of the Silberturm office tower and an adjacent building in Frankfurt’s banking district last week is the latest in a wave of high-profile real-estate deals in Germany’s biggest cities.

Cool clouds@teddybear woods

2011-02-19T19:05:00.001Z

Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

Amazing emissive from a very good friend...

2010-11-14T18:54:00.000Z

Just found this by pure chance in my massively overstuffed box... hope you don't mind me publishing it Mwa, mwa x

Yo Gary! This is the Xmas email I sent to people with a little add-on about how you are, whether you are causing havoc, enjoying your bed baths etc etc... Mr Westhenry, official spokesman for Jones Jones Calling Dr Jones, has now informed me that your hip bone has been reconnected with your knee bone and your brain has been reconnected with the incredible force and power of the Interweb of Ideas. HOORAY!
I have a little (well, technically it is rather large and no it is not a Ladyboy sorry) present for you to make your stay in hospital a little brighter for you and a little more painful for everyone else...plan to send it back with the Pwa (though given that the CIA have her luggage from the Carribean perhaps I should get Mum to be in charge of my stuff!) because they're coming out soon and it'll probably get to you quicker than if I snail-mailed it....unless Pwa DOES get detained by authorities...
How are you feeling? Are you being given lots of free prescription highsahemimeanmedication? If they are being stingy I can try to get some Valium for you...plan to bring all the prescription meds I can get my hands on back because most of them are available over the counter here...
Having said that may not have enough money left by the time I leave to stock up - am planning to do a massage course. This is good news for you because I will obviously need people to practise on which means plenty of free massages for friends who will then out of gratitude and politeness pass my business card on to other people so I can make money from my new skill (ps if any plans of the pimping variety are popping into ones head banish them and fuck off!) though I will have to be careful how I word said business card - Thai massage does have certain euphemisms and I really don't want to end up at the door of some balding man who resembles a diseased egg and is expecting some tiny little Thai girl to come and massage his bollocks!
One more thing...Now I really do feel the utmost sympathy for you, have heard from friends and the Echo what happend, but, given especially who accompanied you on your fateful heroic deed, was there, is there not the possibility that you were planning to have a delicious roast leg of venison, followed perhaps by a venison stew, in the very near future, had monstrous machines then not decided to trample you? If not I am very dissapointed that you were planning to pass up the opportunity of such fresh, and delicious meat and shame on you, but if that was the plan then at least you were injured in the pursuit of a fine piece of meat...!
How are you dealing with the lack of weed? This has been bothering me for some time now (both my lack of weed and the questions over how you would be dealing with the lack of yours) and what about normal cigarrettes? Alcohol? Are the doctors meds making up for this? And how was the festive period?
Oh Gary, I miss you, though I missed you before you were injured, just sos you know, life seems horribly saner without you around. Wierd. Still, there'll be a nine months of random of our-faces-ness with Mel to catch up on upon my return. Wow, think of the fun we can have with drugs, you, a wheelchair and the present I have for you (thought you won't know what that is until you get it...!!)
Well, seeinng as you will now have as much spare email time as me how about being email-pals? Or we could just have some kind of poke war on FB...whatever, just keep in touch...withreality....with me...with any dodgy doctors who will dole out prescription meds when they perhaps shouldn't that you happen to meet...take car little injured inglishman me love you long time xxxxxx

P.S What was Xmas in hospital like? I;ve done easter before and we got so much free chocolate...did Santa take advantage of your inability to run away and come down your chimney? x

Hello...hope everyone has had a great Christmas and is fit to burst with mulled wine, turkey and Christmas Pudding!
Christmas over here has been...interesting...

Coming up to Christmas.
The run up was pretty fun. Meredith and I taught the girls how to make Advent Calendars (we put it down as 'a lesson on Anglo-American culture and instruction following but really it was just to explain the afternoon I spent making an Advent calendar for Linda!) Anyway, they seemed to enjoy it as they love making things and drawing, and luckily the cock up the copy-print room made with the sheets (printed the calendar sqaure sheets double sided) didn't cause too many problems. I also spent some time helping Anns class make mini Christmas trees, then made a bigger version for my room (THE most pitiful Christmas display EVER!) and then on the thursday we had no lessons. Naturally we used this to catch up on important stuff - we sat in the comfy film room and watched the entire first series of 'Greys Anatomy'! And halfway through retired to Big Mamas for a Christmas lunch complete with crackers (thanks Mum!).

The Last Day of Term.
It kicked off properly on the last day of term, the 21st, when we had to get up at 5am to go to Wattana Church for the Candlelit Service...it was beautiful...we sang traditional Christmas songs (though I definitely have issues with the US version of 'O Little Town' - doesn't have the same bouncy happy tune as ours) and were treated to a step-by-step Nativity, only there were no tea toels in sight and the costumes were so impressive we may as well have been in Israel, then we lit our candles and all proceeded down the aisle with them until 200 people had emerged out into a Bangkok Sunrise with sleepy eyes (well, I had sleepy eyes!) and big smiles.
Afterwards Ajarn Waree, Linda, Ann, Robin, Meredith and I went to Honey Hotel (the charming little place where farang go to have sex with Thai girls. Nice.) because, despite the aforementioned seediness, it is close to school and the food is brilliant.
Once our appetites had been satisfied we trundled back to school to sleep until the whole school staff party at 11. The party, which was held in the Nelson Hayes Memorial Hall (no idea who he is!) in Kindergarten, was like no other staff party I have ever been to.
We were seated 8 to a table facing the stage and then preceeded the first in a long, long line of dishes to grace our table...whole fishes, spring rolls, deep fried shrimp with some kind of orabge sauce that looked strangely like cheese...sticky rice and mango...the list goes on. And on and on and on! Apparently everyone puts on weight in their first year at Wattana. Wonder why?
While eating we were treated to ANOTHER two hour chruch service...I'd kind of had all the God I could take for one morning and this time it was all in Thai and I find it hard enough to sing in English! Luckily the church service soon became a show puton by teachers from various departments. Some had clearly been forced into dressing up in shiny tin foil and singing, but the really scary ones were the ones who very clearly wanted to be there. One of the teachers from our office, Nina, sang and she was amazing, I didn't even recognise her when I went up to give her some money from Ajarn Waree! All this was accompanied by some kind of biblical slide show on big screens to either side of the stage. Not the tasteful kind either. Very CCT.
This was all pretty fun but four things made it the best, if weirdest, party ever.
1) The clothes. The Thai teachers have never heard the 'red and green should never be seen' advice. Phew! There were some crazy concoctions invloving red and green tartanat it's very worst, but the peice de resistance was Ajarn Pumaha (the Principle). She appeared, to allintents and purposes, to be masquerading as a Christmas tree. Fuzzy green suit with frills. This alone wasn't too bad, but she had actually attached baubles to the jacket with paper clips. Some lines shoud lust never be crossed. One wonders why she didn't just go all out and wear a great big star on her head?
2) Jaew, on of the fiercest (if you are a pupil, think slapping round the back of the head etc...) teachers in the office, but also one of the lovliest (if you are a teacher!) was one of the MC's for the do. Only Jiraporn had named her Jennifer. No one knows why. only that in the state we were in (sleep deprived) it seemed hilariously funny and I think she may well be known as Jennifer for a long time to come...
3) Crazy Lady. No one is exactly sure who she is, or how she ended up in the Nelson Ahyes Hall for the Christmas party, but my God was she entertaining. She was sat in the VIP seats at the front so we presumed she was an Alumni, though she hardly carried herself like a Wattana girl. Perhaps she was drunk, though how we don't know seeing as Wattana is very much a dry campus, but she was really going for it - joining the performers, geting into every photo and evidently offending everyone else at the top table as over the four hours (after which ?I left) she slowly drove everyone away from her table, then the one next to it and so on and so forth, until even the traffic cops table got up to presumably take their chances with the crazy bangkok traffic. p[resumably this seemed a safer option!
And 4) The Gardener.
          A little preface is needed for this chapter. You must understand that Wattana, as well as being an enormous school with perfectly kept grounds requiring a plathora of grounds staff, is also a very religious school. The girls are brought up to be the creme de la creme of Thai society, to get married and be good wives, or to go to university and become good employees. There are strict rules for codes of behaviour, even among the teachers, which is what makes this next tale so surprising...
After all of the teachers who so desired had 'enterained' us we assumed the show would be over. Oh no. The final act was easily the best. The lights dimmed, the music started, she walked onto the stage in a stunning shimmiring gown of green, six-inch stilettos, massive hair, then she opened her mouth and began to sing. 'I Will Survive'. 'She' was the gardener.
Now I expected to see ladyboys in Bangkok. I expected drag shows and godd old Gloria Gaynor. But I did not expect it at the Wattana Christmas Party.
Well, 'Gloria' was fantastic, she had a standing ovation and she certainly made my day!

The Alcohol Ban.
Because of the political elections that were going on over Chirstmas alcohol was banned for the two weekends preceeding Christmas - though how much differenc it could make I don't know. For one, who would vote drunk (Oh yeah, I forgot Maggie Thacther got elected. That explains it) and secondly whats stopping people doing what we did and stocking up before hand. Anyway, crazy rule. I was hoping to catch some farang in Beer Garden getting pissed when the strongest drink on the menu was coffee, but, unfotunately, 'banned' really meant 'anywhere that isn't 'in' with the police, and most places were either openly serving beer or else it was "I'll have a (wink wink) diet coke"

The Christmas Spirit Begins to Flow.
After the (insane) party I hurried to my room to get my stuff ready for the pre Christmas Christmas I was having at Anns, with her, Linda and Ajarn Waree. We decided to call it 'The Vodka-infused Christmas', inspired by the vodka cookbook (Cheers Greenhill Gang!). The plan was to ensure that everything that passed our lips had vodka in it, be it solid, liquid or gas.
Ann and I cooked Vodka chicken with veg, and we sat down at her coffe table with the crackers (a few crackers go a long way) and got drunkenly full....then came present time. We took it in turns so we could get photos, and my face when I opened the Harry Potter cusion from Ann was a picture - I think I was a bit sloshed and I thought she had wrapped up the one she had! And apparently my exitement over a Parker Pen and notebook was hilarious...Linda got me a massive bag full of lush beauty products- I think she may have held up the Lancome counter at gunpoint - and an MP3 player-cum-camera-radio because, and I quote, it was "driving [her] crazy watching me try to hold together the other one to make it work" (my other one still works but requires a massive amount of pressure on all its points for about 20 minutes to get it to switch on)!
And there were lots of laughts when Ajarn Waree opened the book I had spent all week making...a hand-made, Japanese bound story about a Limestone Cowboy who wants a football pitch. Basically we have been keeping a list of all the words I pronounce in such a way as to make her laugh whenever I say them (football, pond, plan, roses, land to name but a few) and I turned those into a story using the Limestone Cowboy (Rhinestone Cowboy as sung by the Thai Arun Neville who sings at our restaurant for special occasions!)
Anyway, needless to say we were all passed out to the GOblet of Fire by about 10 (though it felt more like 2am) so we settled down to bed.
The next morning we had (vodka) orange juice for breakfast with Russian Toast - though I seem to have trouble measuring vodka and the toast on it's own had us feeling tipsy which led to more dozing - well, thats what Christmas is for, right?

The Bad Buffet.
On Christmas eve eve I met up with Linda and Pat, an ex-pupil, to stay at Pats while her Dad was out of town (their place was broken into recently, and the jewellry Pat inherited from her mother stolen and they are still pretty spooked about it).
Pat picked us up at Ratchadamri MRT station (bizarrely there is a check-in point here for Thai Air) and we went first to Crystal, a newly opened US style Mall, very posh, and had lunch at S&P before a spot of grocery shopping and about an hour in a pet shop debating whether Pats Dad would be angry, or really angry if we brought Pat a kitten. In the end we decided on really angry and I left her and Linda to play with kitty while I had my feet attacked by a really cute ball of fluff that galloped rather than ran...after a massive internal struggle I decided it was a bad plan to smuggle it home. It would be to big to put under a hat by the time I leave.
After Crystal we went back to Pats to organise our cinema outing was sod all on, but we managed to find an emporer cinema (beds and blankets) showing National treasure, via a market with some of the scariest mannikins I have seen yet (Bangkok is full of them and they scare the hell out of me!) and a department store where I finally had my glasses fixed (they had been held together with a bright yellow paper clip for weeks). The opticians were great. Judging by the amount of custom they had they were just pleased to have something to do, and the fixed and polished them on the spot and for free.
So, with shiny new vision for me we headed up to the cinema. Imagine our joy when we discovered that our tickets came with a free buffet. We loaded ourselves with mini spag bol, mini pizza, mini tiramisu and other mini-foods, and drank free drinks before being shown into the cinema and given our free popcorn. The lights dimmed. The show started. Pretty good film, worth watching. Then, halfway through, the cramps started. I assumed it was overeating. By the time the film finished I felt pretty rough but just put it down to tiredness. But no, Linda felt the same. Suddenly a ran, faster than I ever have before (oh, if my PE teachers could see me now!) and the rest, as they say, is history. Needless to say Linda and I both plan to steer well clear of free buffets in future. SOme things really are too good to be true...

Christmas Eve.
I went back to school on Christmas Eve to do do some last minute marking and put my affairs in order before Vietnam (ie. put stuff on my MP3, check my emails, pack) before meeting Linda in the Westin (the mega-posh hotel at the end of the Soi) for a Christmas Eve buffet (it's OK, this one was about as far from free as you could get!). Oh God. For the second time in as many days I was sick from food, only this time in a good way. There was everything imaginable in a christmas feast, plus more. Inch-thick gingerbread topped with duck liver and foi-gras terrine, turkey, goose, duck, beef, pork, ham, and not just all the trimmings but the whole bloody ream! There was an entire wheel of brie (half of which I smuggled into my handbag!), five different types pf fish, pasta, pizza, and (I counted) twenty two different desserts including stolen, christmas pudding, chestnut ice cream and gateaux, cheesecakes and pies in a rainbopw of different flavours. I kept checking my pulse, so sure was I that I had died and gone to heaven. Or hell. Who cares, I had reached Nirvana!
This veritable feast was accompanied by carols sung by little children, Father Christmas and clown, and there were even more crackers - which perplexed the Thai women on the table next to us!
All in all I think this spread came as close as possible to rivalling the Kelsall & Kelsall Christmas nosh that I'm used to...I'm drooling just thinking about the gingerbread...who knew that would be such a good combination?
We left in severe pain, but very satisfied, and with oodles of class no doubt brought on by a certain little Chilean number I sat side-saddle on the motorbike up the soi, ciggarette in one hand handbag in the other.

Well, thats all folks...the next day I left for Vietnam and that is a whole other story which will have to wait as I am desperate for a bath (I have only had one bath since I got here. One bath in four months. One.) and need to get a lighter that works goddamnit!

                                                                      Anon,
                                                                              Mosilla, Queen of the Dessert xxx

Stephen, Loretta, Mr Hemingwah and Miss Lizzie - thank you for the Christmas email, nearly choked on my ciggarette with laughter! Kev should be awarded an ICT GCSE for his email prowess and I loved the varying degrees of drunkeness - very festive! And yes, my 'and is well and truly on my 'apenny!

What's the heads up with Gary? Did his surgery go well? Is he now enjoying the delights of the bedbath and causing havoc for the nurses? Send him my love when you next see him and I'll try to send something soon, or send something home with ma famille in January xxx

british rail weymouthreally need to have a word with themselves

2010-09-14T23:41:00.000+01:00

british rail weymouth really need to have a word with themselves. My latest experience was this. Went to the stationon my mobility scooter to catch a train to Poole, because my leg was hurting and my bags heavy. They refused to lock it in their compound saying it was for staff bicycles and skips. Not disabled peoples mobility scooters and that they would NOT change the rules.... See blog posts, you tube, facebook and press for more info....

Please comment with your experiences, good or bad, with british rail and favourite and spread online.

Swine flu joke...

2010-01-15T07:51:00.000Z

You'll like this...but not a lot...

I've been following the main stream "news" and many other information sources and personally feel that at best it is only the scam I was amazed to see reported in the main stream on Tuesday. That the WHO had down-classified the definition of pandemic by several magnitudes to guarantee massive poison, sorry, vaccine, sales was no surprise...

NOW,on BBC breakfast they're saying that the whole of the Western world just "over-reacted" to the potential of pandemic...

That's more like it

Don't pay your TV license for this propaganda http://www.tpuc.org/stoppayingtvlicencefees

Freedom Is More Than Just a 7-Letter Word

2010-01-08T17:35:00.001Z

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Facebook is down

2009-09-29T16:24:00.001+01:00

Not that I''m addicted...

Carnival TV Weymouth Carnival live coverage starting shortly

2009-08-19T14:45:00.005+01:00

caution advised as the day progresses... should include red arrows from , nothe, a wander to lodmoor, the progress of the procession to and through town ending in hope square and a messy evening for Paolo's birthday probably including boho bar.

Chemtrails... I was sceptical but I've seen a lot of these in the sky over Weymouth, and they don't seem right...

2009-08-05T23:19:00.002+01:00

And there are a lot of original videos on youtube... Recent local footage coming soon... Has anyone else seen/videoed these over Weymouth these last few days? Please video and submit to facebook

Weymouth events calender - please email me if you want admin rights

2009-05-21T14:24:00.002+01:00

speedway snails @ no. 6 weymouth

2009-05-07T22:10:00.001+01:00

metamememarketing-weymuff party zone calendar now online...

2009-04-18T15:35:00.002+01:00

weymouths smart tag cloud

accommodation april areas around attractions base bay beach bed bedroomed borough breakfast britain cars chapelhay civil comfortable conspiracy constituency cottages council covering crabchurch daily data definitive dorchester echo encyclopedia england english express family feb fortuneswell free guest guide harbour history holiday house information oaklands portland tourist town travel visitor weather

surfs up @ lazy lizard weymouth

2009-04-15T12:54:00.001+01:00

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Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

Chapelhay Community News - surveying of steps wall taking place now...

2009-04-14T16:19:00.001+01:00

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Chapelhay Community News - surveying of steps wall taking place now...
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

Chapelhay Community News - surveying of steps wall taking place now...

2009-04-14T13:50:00.001+01:00

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Chapelhay Community News - surveying of steps wall taking place now...
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

Chapelhay Community News - surveying of steps wall taking place now...

before and after

2009-04-07T00:15:00.001+01:00

tis amazing! cheers nhs, the only problem is the frustration for all on the bleeding line... and the waste but MY GOD (not that I have one) good effort! x

clipped from www.flickr.com

my new leg!

2009-04-06T14:32:00.001+01:00

my new leg!
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

Apparently it is looking great and very nearly fixed. Hurrah!

Chapelhay vision statement now online

2009-03-30T16:22:00.002+01:00

http://chapelhay.blogspot.com/2009/03/chapelhay-community-partnership-our.html

Legible City

2009-03-20T11:36:00.000Z

is a concept to improve people's understanding and experience of a conurbation via the implementation of identity, information and transport projects integrated with artist's work. It's a key component of the commmunity centric arts lead sustainable (znout) urban regeneration paradigm adopted by the chapelhay community partnership.

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Legible City

2009-03-20T00:00:00.000Z

is a concept to improve people's understanding and experience of a conurbation via the implementation of dentity, information and transport projects integrated with artist's work. It's a key component of the commmunity centric arts lead sustainable (znout) urban regeneration paradigm adopted by the chapelhay community partnership.

bigbroogle brought to task on channel 4 news right now!

2009-03-19T23:33:00.001Z

is street view a step to far?

hmmm...

Technorati Tags: google, street, view, comsurv, car, surrveillance

driving down the slipway into the sea at weymouth marina

2009-03-19T03:33:00.001Z

cheers then

2009-03-17T11:43:00.001Z

Right you cone-toed wastrel, this has never happened to me before
so I'm guessing it's entirely your fault.

The right shoe is wonderful. It feels as natural as a baby in the
womb. My foot feels naked without it. Thank you for the right shoe.

But for some reason, the left shoe is a puckered vanishing point
of squeezy torment. I feel like a fashionably deformed Chinese
girl every time I slide my poor crunched toes into its
ridiculously underwhelming cavity. Plenty of room round the ankle,
vice-like pressure round the tip. Why is this? Is it me? Or were
both shoes originally like this, with the right one eventually
expanding to accommodate your proper foot while the left one
stayed contentedly abnormal around your polio-ridden screwdriver
of a left?

Thanks again.

Chapelhay Community Partnership

2009-03-12T19:19:00.003Z

Chapelhay Community Partnership have saved the old town hall. It's going to be restored and become a civil war/art centre. Awesome.

The partnership don't have much of a web presence as yet but I'm hoping to change that soon...

B-Side Festival - Weymouth Arts Network

2009-03-12T15:21:00.000Z

Find more videos like this on Weymouth Arts Network

QIK | Streaming video right from your phone

2009-03-08T13:50:00.001Z

art

2009-03-07T16:47:00.001Z

nice

clipped from emeraldrant.blogspot.com

newtons cove this avo...

2009-03-05T17:30:00.003Z

crippple race@boho, weymouth

2009-03-03T00:58:00.001Z

terrible but awesome pic

2009-03-03T00:34:00.001Z

clipped from www.thefirstpost.co.uk

Demonstration EP by Si Jubb on sale now

2009-03-02T18:03:00.002Z

clipped from www.pinkhedgehog.plus.com

way to turn round

2009-02-27T01:32:00.001Z

awesome bridge

2009-02-27T01:25:00.001Z

clipped from www.flickr.com

Ebay sniping with EZ sniper

2009-02-23T17:10:00.003Z

It's brilliant, fire and forget, get the item for the lowest possible price, free trial at the mo

Good site, looks like a very easy way to sell cars...

2009-02-23T13:31:00.002Z

you can advertise, sell or buy any new or used car from any destination in the UK, including Liverpool, Birmingham, Manchester, Avon, Bedfordshire, berkshire, Birmingham, Brighton, Brighton and Hove, Bristol, Buckinghamshire, Cambridge, Cambridgeshire, Channel Islands, Cheshire, Cleveland, Clwyd, Cornwall, County Durham, Cumbria, Derby, Derbyshire, Devon, Dorset, Dumfries Gallow, Durham, Essex, Fife, Gloucester, Gloucestershire, Grampian, Greater London, Greater Manchester, Gwent, Hampshire, Hants, Hereford, Worcestershire, Hertfordshire, Herts, Highlands, Humberside, Isle Of Man, Kent, Lancs,Llancashire, Leicestershire, Leics, Lincoln, Lincolnshire, London, Manchester, Merseyside, Middlesex, Norfolk, Nort yorkshire, Northern Ireland, Nottingham, Belfast, Orkney, Outer Hebrides, Oxon, Powys, Scotland, Shetland Isles, Shropshire, Somerset, South Glamorgan, South Yorkshire, Staffordshire, Staffs, Strathclyde, Suffolk , Surrey, Sussex, Tayside, Tyne and Wear, West Glamorgan, West midlands, West yorkshire, Wiltshire,, Yorkshire and Shropshire buy sell cars here.

I want to go paintballing

2009-02-23T13:13:00.002Z

My mate Matt went the other day, I haven't been for ages, guess I can't really at the mo. Unless I make my scooter into a small tank perhaps? I might suggest it on the forums...scenario paintball forums paintball forums

gary tv

2009-02-21T19:57:00.003Z

anything i happen to be streaming live!

escaping from hospital via the drax estate...

2009-02-21T19:46:00.001Z

great intergalactic golf game

2009-02-20T15:01:00.001Z

warning, very addicitve, and I don't play games

clipped from www.funkypear.com

Fair Usage Policies and Monthly Usage Allowances are So Unfair Fair Usage Policies and Monthly Usage Allowances are So Unfair

2009-02-17T17:38:00.001Z

After being stung twice for exceeding my allowance with two different providers, I thought I'd have a rant about what seems to be a very unfair system.

I've had run ins with these before, policies to stop people and businesses taking liberties with so called unlimited bandwidth plans.

To be fair, it wasn't, fair usage I mean, I was on a plan.

Fair usage (F.U.) got me started because, if you go onto an unlimited plan the companies protect themselves with a F.U. policy, yet very little of any of the system seems fair for the customer. (full article)

Be seen to be green

2009-02-17T13:03:00.003Z

In today's suddenly and some would say, belatedly, green world and in the throes of the CRUNCH, the travel industry is being hit doubly hard, except in the indigenous (non-flying) holiday markets.

On the one hand people are being told that not flying is the best way to reduce their carbon footprint, on the other they can't afford to fly and their pound no longer packs the punch it used to in foreign climes.

So get green! Being green, if it truly is is good because it helps slow the harm we are doing to our planet, should save you money, and looks great from a Travel Marketing point of view. Make sure any claims you make can be backed up though otherwise this will be one case where bad publicity IS bad publicity.

Obviously push holidays at home or that don't involve flying, use carbon offsetting, plant trees, develop carbon neutral resorts, more holistically think about and work towards sustainable economics, back to the old days in many ways.

These are challenging times for everyone and how we adapt to them is vitally important. The holiday industry can in some ways lead the way and provide a sustainable way to unwind after all the hard work ahead of us.

Malawe rift tank, cichlids senigalese bircher...

2009-02-16T17:53:00.001Z

sky art

2009-02-16T00:34:00.001Z

cool

clipped from www.toxel.com

leaving drunkenly and helping with neighbours

2009-02-15T23:28:00.001Z

Si @ Liz...

2009-02-15T23:19:00.001Z

queens on valentines

2009-02-15T23:16:00.001Z

QIK | Streaming video right from your phone

2009-02-09T23:03:00.001Z

si jubb curuthers@lazy lizard, weymouth

2009-02-09T22:27:00.006Z

awesome photo

2009-02-09T03:47:00.001Z

very cool, pardon the pun, snow wey.

clipped from www.facebook.com

The History and Meaning of Gollywogs

2009-02-07T08:25:00.001Z

Was talking about this to the Badger the other day, spookily enough... I thought the origin was probably inherently racist.. This doesn't really clear it up... Conditioning?

Technorati Tags: nigger, black, racist, racism, gollywog, golly, gosh, thatcher, carole, nature, nurture, meme, memes, darwin, dawkins, social, society

Room with Weymouth sea views available to rent

2009-02-05T00:20:00.002Z

You can see the sea, on the horizon! Honestly, you can see the harbour too, if you turn your head...

zoom

WTF is Quark strudel?

2009-01-30T21:02:00.004Z

It's not made of hypothetical, truly fundamental particles in a meson and baryon sauce (all six flavors) that's for sure. It's some sort of foamy cheese, with raisins in. Sloppy, white, spunky, cheesey, rasiny floppy pastry cock, that's what it is....

Dogology?

2009-01-26T17:29:00.004Z

This, apparently is THE latest oology, it's currently the top of google search US. Apparently it allow you to gain deep insights into your own psyche, by interacting with a dog...Madness...

Obama Inaugurated

2009-01-20T17:02:00.004Z

Hurrah! The world is saved!

Or not. But it certainly feels like a very positive step to me and millions across the world, we shall see...

Just watching it live now, looks like a good turn out.

Here he goes, bit keen...

Now he's president

Woo Hooo

Meh

2009-01-07T21:49:00.002Z

So new year new who?

Still me afraid and unfortunately I'm drooling my mind onto the interweb again.

Stopped smoking for the last time today, have started a course of hypnotherapy (pshycospirituality), because it's free. I think it is useful but no more so than the Paul McKenna CD I listen to everyday for free. I'm determined this time.

Apart from that I now have left Veloce and both my lodgers are leaving. So I need to sort the house, find new lodgers, learn html and regrow my leg.

Hope all yours are going well

Later

Festive period

2008-12-29T13:24:00.002Z

Hi. I hope you all had a very Mehrry Christmas and are looking forward to the New Year. I'm obvioulsy having a break but will be back blogging with a vengeance in the New Year. I have Christmas man flu at the moment and aren't feeling massively bloggy...

So have a great rest of 2008 and see you soon

Bypass it!

2008-12-10T16:53:00.001Z

Bypass the bypass, stop the road

9th December 2008

It appears Dorset County Council are being very clumsy and heavy handed at Two Mile Coppice. Yesterday they were throwing regular walkers out of the area with security guards and even using a helicopter! Today the Woodland Trust have started legal moves to prevent DCC from interfering in Two Mile Coppice.

In the Bincombe Valley trees have been very badly cut back by someone who clearly is not anywhere near a tree surgeon. All par for the course though.

cormarants at radipole

2008-12-08T11:00:00.001Z

cormarants at radpole
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

YAHOO IS DOWN

2008-12-03T22:46:00.002Z

oooeer, proper down, aparently...

YAHOO IS DOWN

www.yahoo.com is down.
It is 3:00 pm here in MA.
December 3, 2008.
I can't get to my emails.
POO!

It's finally up and running again.

This is not a poem.

yahoo, down, yahoo offline, yahoo site down, yahoo website down, yahoo problems

pelican flare

2008-12-03T00:49:00.001Z

pelican flare
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

Artangel - Seizure

2008-12-01T18:24:00.001Z

Wow

artangel, seizure, copper, sulphate,

Opsi Daisy

2008-11-25T22:13:00.001Z

This is the site that leake the 18.5% vat document at about 18:50 today

opsi, vat, 18.5, recession

sam trying to lick a crisp from himself

2008-11-21T17:08:00.001Z

beees

2008-11-19T23:16:00.000Z

2nd birthday venue concept

2008-11-19T20:24:00.001Z

this looks very promising, it'll be interesting to see how it develops... Maybe we can do something similar in Weymouth...

community, art, artists, space, venue, cafe, bar, gallery, film, theatre

robot eye

2008-11-13T13:05:00.001Z

robot eye
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

meh?

Scrap apostrophes'

2008-11-11T23:11:00.002Z

apparently thers' talk of getting rid of the apostrophe. I must admit I've never had much luck with them. According to David Crystal, he wishes he could iron it out, it is irrelevant, a puntactional appendix. It's only 150 years old...

meh, google stole MY meh!

2008-11-11T21:25:00.002Z

actively blonde in India

2008-11-11T21:17:00.002Z

Jo's having an ace time and taking some excellent photos... godammit I want to go on holiday! Check out her daily adventures at activelyblonde

P1070546

2008-11-11T11:51:00.001Z

P1070546
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

this reminds me of a toy multi-storey car park I had...

Prairie fire

2008-10-31T11:04:00.005Z

by William Ayers, looks like an interesting read... I think it would be great if Obama WAS influenced by Ayers, unfortunately it's all part of the Mc Cain smear campaign by the look of it...

can you tell what it is yet?

2008-10-24T09:50:00.001+01:00

can you tell what it is yet?
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

eye of pine

2008-10-24T08:45:00.001+01:00

What the hell is eye of pine? Some sort of fictional character? It's top of google hot trends (us) at the mo... Why isn't there a UK hot trends yet?

Ridiculosaurus

2008-10-23T19:48:00.003+01:00

How did they know, and why would it, look like this? At least they know it had the feathers...

tubular shells - b-side

2008-10-17T18:39:00.001+01:00

tubular shells - b-side
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

http://www.adultadhdisreal.com/

2008-10-17T17:20:00.002+01:00

http://www.adultadhdisreal.com/ is this site real? I hope so, I'm certain I have adult ADHD... so yeah, anyway, this website.. about... meh! I see my ADHD as a blessing in my work as an internet marketeer...

the online diagnoser isn't much good, it just seems to mark the results on a list without telling you anything, unless I missed something...

adult, adhd, real, attention, deficit, disorder, apophenia

fish highway!

2008-10-16T20:08:00.001+01:00

cool, I want one

clipped from www.fishighway.com

I'm an idiot

2008-10-13T16:21:00.001+01:00

Leaugue table of idiotic Council investments

2008-10-10T18:22:00.001+01:00

need I say more...

Kent County Council - £50 million
Nottingham City Council - £42 million
Norfolk County Council - £32.5 million
Dorset County Council - £28.1 million
Hertfordshire - £28 million
Somerset County Council - £25 million
Northumberland County Council - £23 million
Surrey County Council - £20 million
Hillingdon Council - £20 million
Barnet Council- £27 million
Westminster Council - £17 million
Brent - £15 million
Caerphilly County Council - £15 million.
North Ayrshire - £15 million
Plymouth City Council £13 million
Breckland Council - £12 million
Havering Council - £12.5 million
West Sussex - £12.9 million
Gloucestershire County Council - £12 million
Cheltenham Borough Council - £11 million
Lancashire County Council - £10 million
Cambridge City Council - £9 million
Wakefield - £9 million
West Oxfordshire District Council - £9 million
Wyre Forest District Council - £9 million
Cheshire County Council - £8.5 million
Bassetlaw District Council - £8 million
Bristol City Council - £8 million
Daventry District Council - £8 million
Wiltshire County Council - £8 million
South Lanarkshire Council - £7.5 million
Derwentside District Council - £7 million
North East Lincolnshire Council - £7 million
West Lindsey District Council - £7 million
Cherwell District Council - £6.5 million
Redcar and Cleveland Council - £6 million
Lancaster City Council - £6 million

b-side - lauras Some Seeker

2008-10-09T18:16:00.001+01:00

b-side - lauras Some Seeker
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

treefrog strikes

2008-10-08T22:57:00.001+01:00

treefrog strikes
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

excellent results....

light boats

2008-10-08T13:00:00.001+01:00

light boats
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

Oooops

2008-10-07T21:35:00.004+01:00

I've just been blocked from posting on facebook because spam like behaviour... Oooeer. I actually was and got caught on an automated system... Meh, I hope the robots will let me post again soon. Apparently I must post more slowly in future...

I'm not obsessed with Cardiff... it's for work, and Bristol, perhaps one day the world...

If anyone knows anyone at uni who wants to earn 100s, send them here, it's not a scam, they really do need to just get their favourite place to sign up with a good deal for free. Then make sure they and their mates turn up regularly for whatever the great deal is for the 3 months at least. This shouldn't be hard if it's a good place with a good offer. At the end of the 3 months the advertiser would be mad not to sign up. And they earn their hundered quid, simple.

WAN members make sterling contributions to b-side

2008-09-30T20:50:00.003+01:00

Well, most of the first Weymouth and Portland b-side (the seaside) arts festival have been packed away now, three installations in Brewers Quay will be around til tomorrow afternoon...

WAN was well represented within this diverse festival and included

Ed Jones' seahorse and snake grass installation at Tim's Cactus Kiosk

Lala Mulherns "Some Seeker" piece in a b-shed on the cargo stage

Andy Sherlocks "Protect and Survive" in the Nothe Fort Nuclear Bunker

Abigail Stradlings innovative jewellery, in alcoves in the Nother bunker

Sarah Butterworths "Tubular Shells,

Gary Jones' "COMSURV" web window and social bookmarking/networking, join us...

Tangwen Sandersons Seaside Nostalgia Parlour,

all in Brewers Quay

Estelle Kelleghers work on show in the Mullberry Centre

Please commment if I've missed anyone and apologies in advance

inside out veles e vents

2008-09-29T20:34:00.001+01:00

inside out veles e vents
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

very visually impressive, especially from the cripple platform, think I lost the plot a bit though...

something wicked that way goes?

2008-09-26T00:12:00.001+01:00

P1070648
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

what is it?!

find out tomorrow. free entry to the nuclear bunker complex at the nothe....

Protect and Survive?

2008-09-25T18:43:00.001+01:00

P1070649
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

Andy Sherlocks awesome pic of Jackie Avery, in his terrifying post nuclear bunker at the Nothe... I thought I'd be coming out to nuclear winter...

comsurv portal nearly done

2008-09-24T20:16:00.001+01:00

comsurv back
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

catch the ramblings at the CONSURV blog

video of b-side weymouth and portland 08 route

2008-09-22T23:53:00.002+01:00

 b-side route - satetellite surveillance with embeded thumbnails...

Speaking of which, please join the B-side Flickr group on facebook groups!

2012, art, arts, b-side, bside, cultural, dorset, earth, eneraldant, festival, google, media, olympiad, weymouth,

Funky shells -B side arts festival 08

2008-09-20T13:44:00.001+01:00

Swas shells for her installation for B-side, in Brewers Quay along with my COMSURV, a sand archive and a nostalgia workshop, I think...

EmeraldAnt: Tubular Shells

2012, art, arts, b-side, bside, dorset, earth, festival, google, media, olympiad, weymouth, olympiad, cultural, eneraldant

Live (ish) streaming video straight from my phone

2008-09-18T13:12:00.002+01:00

cool eh? the thumbnails in the viewer are the most recent "live" snippets... don't expect them to be interesting just yet... Gonna scoot the b-side route in a bit...

Speaking of which, please join the B-side Flickr group on facebook groups!

2012, art, arts, b-side, bside, bsidecsidemedia, comsurv, dorset, earth, festival, google, media, olympiad, theonewhoistall, weymouth

B-side 08 - Weymouth route and thumbnail images

2008-09-18T12:20:00.001+01:00

B-side COMSURV - new site online now

2008-09-15T22:41:00.002+01:00

check it out and please join us, vist the festival, and submit your surrveillance. For all our sakes.

google earth shaky video b-side route

2008-09-10T15:43:00.003+01:00

googleearth1-comsurv-b-side route

2008-09-10T13:19:00.003+01:00

googleearth1-comsurv-b-side route
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

my first shaky attempt, with pointless audio! I'd like to do an auto fly through and video that but don't have a clue how to. Any google earth pros out there with some tips?

mask

2008-09-06T15:04:00.001+01:00

mask
Originally uploaded by theonewhoistall

it's far from right